I like this idea from Jerry Coyne (see OMG: Jesus was married!)
Here’s the problem. This old scrap of papyrus refers to Jesus – Unfortunately bits are missing and the conversation is cut off at an intriguing point.
Apparently it goes:
“Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …’”
So here’s the question – what do you suggest comes after “wife?”
Jerry, having the one track mind of an evolutionary biologist, suggests:
“. . . is unable to bear children because, being haploid, I am unable to produce sperm.”
What do you reckon?
I reckon that’s funny.. haha