Apparently the Armageddon predicted by Harold Camping is not the only one we have to contend with. Watch out, it’s The Next Armageddon!
Did you know that the WHO is not the health promoting organization we think it is but really the most nefarious institution in human history?
According to one conspiracy nut the WHO has put into action a plan to kill over 3 billion people. Huh, WHO’da thunk it?
WHO is really going to take this seriously?
The target of this hysteria is the Codex Alimentarius, a set of regulatory guidelines put out by the WHO to:
“..develop food standards, guidelines and related texts such as codes of practice under the Joint FAO/WHO Food Standards Programme. The main purposes of this Programme are protecting health of the consumers and ensuring fair trade practices in the food trade, and promoting coordination of all food standards work undertaken by international governmental and non-governmental organizations.”
At least, that’s what “They” want you to think. Mwahahaha!
Russians and Nazis and conspiracies, Oh My!
The first thing you’ll notice about this brightly coloured screed is the complete absence of references. A large number of extremely serious allegations are made and not a single effort has been made to allow you to verify these for yourself.
The first real claim made (apart from the whole killing three billion people thing) is that a Nazi war criminal teamed up with the United Nations to control the population of the world through the food supply. Not a sniff of backing for this is included in the text. Searching on the name of the Nazi and United Nations turns up only other conspiracy sites using virtually identical text. I’m convinced.
This page also taps into the paranoia around water fluoridation by asserting that fluoride is both a poison and has the effect of eliminating aggression and ambition. the proof?
“…. and the fact that it is used in many drugs prescription[sic] shows that it eliminates aggression and ambition in people.”
What more do you need sheeple??? Obviously it must be true, its all in black and white (except the bits in red). Plus, you know, the Russians used it in experiments and got the same results. Uh, where did you get that tidbit? Show me that paper, and the others where it was replicated. Oh, it’s part of the conspiracy you say. How convenient.
Regarding poisons, I’ve said it before: Dose Matters. Things that in high doses would kill us are routinely used in medicine. There is a range where the benefit’s of a substance outweigh the risks. To deny this is to fundamentally misunderstand medicinal and toxicological science.
Of course, this is all the work of evil entities that have been planing population control since the early 1960′s. I have to say that this is some impressively long term planning. I’m surprised there’s no mention of the “Illuminati” if anyone is good at long term, surely it’s them.
Conspiracies, conspiracies everywhere….
“Why Are You Not Aware Of This?
Because the strategy was so thought-out that it’s almost impossible to realise our food is being used against us. But when you dig deeper you will see that everything is set up to kill us slowly over time… without one factor being the main cause, because there are many. Basically, for those who die… it will be made out as their own fault…”
Yep, almost impossible. Almost. Only those who have the ability to scratch the surface, pull back the curtain and pierce the fog can work it out. Gosh they must have keen insight. Or perhaps they are engaging in overactive pattern recognition and faulty reasoning, not to mention MSU syndrome. It could go either way.
But wait, there’s more. Not only is this guy warning us out of the goodness of his heart, he’s also willing to sell us a book that tells you how not to be killed by the evil powers that be. How nice.
The price of USD$37 is just symbolic, you know nominal, don’t worry about it at all.
My favourite of the benefits touted as to why you should buy the book is:
“The naked truth behind UMAMI (the taste scam behind 90% of the foods today…which is so toxic and makes the foods taste so good and irresistible). What you don’t know is that UMAMI has a terrible effect over your health. Here’s how to avoid it… “
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and presume that this is an example of poor editing. Umami isn’t a chemical, it’s the subjective experience of taste that we interpret as savoury/meaty taste. Perhaps what is being referred to here is glutamate or MSG, which for a short time was considered to have negative health effects. Subsequent study has failed to bear this out. So even that generous reading of this point is, well, wrong. Sorry.
If it seems like I haven’t really taken any of this seriously, it’s because I don’t. There are some claims where the only reasonable response is ridicule. There are dozens of assertions put forward on the web page in question. Many of which don’t even give enough information to know exactly what is being claimed, let alone providing any basis for refutation or confirmation.
Without providing any details the page is “not even wrong” it’s incomprehensible. The only value it has is to whip up unfounded fear and paranoia, all to pave the way towards buying the book that will save you. From another perspective it has one other value, entertainment.
HT to Alison for bringing this to my attention. Thanks for the hilarity.
1. If you’re an anti-vaxxer, don’t answer that. Also, don’t quote-mine me. Satire has it’s weaknesses.
2. He says he’s not but methinks he doth protest too much.
3. For maximum effect try to read this in the tone of Dr. Evil.
4. Last one, honest.
5. Though not nearly as bad as most conspiracy sites, so there’s that.
6. Hermann Schmitz, president of I.G. Farben the major producer of poison gas for the Germans. http://www.ess.uwe.ac.uk/genocide/cntrl10_trials.htm#Farben
7. Making Shit Up.
8. Ooooh, the dreaded Wikipedia. Inside joke, don’t worry about it.
9. “All nutrients (vitamins and minerals) that have any positive health impact on the body are to be considered toxins/poisons and are to be removed from all food because Codex prohibits the use of nutrients to “prevent, treat or cure any condition or disease”. “ -What does that even mean? Are they going to suck all of the beta-carotene out of carrots? How would you even go about implementing such a retarded scheme?
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